Love At First Write
When a random stranger contacts you on Facebook and asks you to email them, promising love and $6.7M, you know you're on to a winner. Especially when that random stranger's name is 'Loveth'.I can't imagine there's a catch. She seems so sincere. We're getting married and everything.
I generally ignore these types of email when I get them, but occasionally I do like to amuse myself by replying, getting more and more ridiculous with each email just to see how far I can push it before they stop emailing back.
From: Ben Jameson
Date: 25 November 2013 18:14:51
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: Hello
Hello loveth.
I got your Facebook message. What do you want?
Ben
Date: 25 November 2013 18:14:51
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: Hello
Hello loveth.
I got your Facebook message. What do you want?
Ben
From: Loveth Gatari
Date: 26 November 2013 09:52:29
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello my dear,
Thanks for your response, how are you doing and every thing moving with you, guess you are doing fine and in God's protection. i will be happy to knowing more about you. I will love to introduce my self to you today. my name is Miss Loveth Gatari,I am 26 years old, I came from Rwanda in west Africa.I am the only daughter of Dr Anthony Gatari. my late father was the director of sbaz oil before his death from the war going on in my country.
It was on one early morning militants groups attack to my family killing my parents on a cold blood , I am the only one left. I flew to a near by country Dakar Senegal where we are staying now as a refugee, am doing my second year in nursing school before the incident occurred.
attached here is my pictures.
Some more about me like i said above, I am living in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal meanwhile am from Rwanda . In this camp Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon. I don't have any relatives now whom I can go to as all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war. The only person I have now is Rev Joseph Adams who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches ) here in the camp, he has been very nice to me since I came here but i am not living with him rather i live in the female's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
You can call me with this Reverend's Tel number ( +221765989062 ) if you call, please tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me in the hostel. Call from 1.00pm GMT . His email address is (revjadams@ymail.com) . As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my second year in nursing school before the tragic incident that lead to the death of my parents took place. Please listen to this, i have my late father's death certificate here with me which i will send to you later,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND in which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $6.7M(six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars).I have written to them and they told me that i will have a foreign partner who will assist because of my refugee status So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you and continue my nursing education. I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Dear, please i will like you to send me all this mentioned particulars in order for me to know you more and know whom i am dealing with, Bellow is what i needed from you so that i can then send to you the bank information as well as my late father's account number.
please i want you to send your information as follows
NATIONALITY............
FULL NAMES.............
OCCUPATION............
RESIDENT ADDRESS.............
PHONE NUMBER...............
Also i will like to see one or two of your pictures so that i will see the face of who i am dealing with. Remember I am giving you all this information due to the trust i have on you. Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have a lot to tell you. I want to hear your voice and to know whom i am dealing with i believe God is not a man nor can he lie. Have a nice day and think about me always. Awaiting to hear from you soonest.
Yours faithfully,
Loveth Gatari
Date: 26 November 2013 09:52:29
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello my dear,
Thanks for your response, how are you doing and every thing moving with you, guess you are doing fine and in God's protection. i will be happy to knowing more about you. I will love to introduce my self to you today. my name is Miss Loveth Gatari,I am 26 years old, I came from Rwanda in west Africa.I am the only daughter of Dr Anthony Gatari. my late father was the director of sbaz oil before his death from the war going on in my country.
It was on one early morning militants groups attack to my family killing my parents on a cold blood , I am the only one left. I flew to a near by country Dakar Senegal where we are staying now as a refugee, am doing my second year in nursing school before the incident occurred.
attached here is my pictures.
Some more about me like i said above, I am living in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal meanwhile am from Rwanda . In this camp Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon. I don't have any relatives now whom I can go to as all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war. The only person I have now is Rev Joseph Adams who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches ) here in the camp, he has been very nice to me since I came here but i am not living with him rather i live in the female's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
You can call me with this Reverend's Tel number ( +221765989062 ) if you call, please tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me in the hostel. Call from 1.00pm GMT . His email address is (revjadams@ymail.com) . As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my second year in nursing school before the tragic incident that lead to the death of my parents took place. Please listen to this, i have my late father's death certificate here with me which i will send to you later,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND in which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $6.7M(six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars).I have written to them and they told me that i will have a foreign partner who will assist because of my refugee status So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you and continue my nursing education. I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Dear, please i will like you to send me all this mentioned particulars in order for me to know you more and know whom i am dealing with, Bellow is what i needed from you so that i can then send to you the bank information as well as my late father's account number.
please i want you to send your information as follows
NATIONALITY............
FULL NAMES.............
OCCUPATION............
RESIDENT ADDRESS.............
PHONE NUMBER...............
Also i will like to see one or two of your pictures so that i will see the face of who i am dealing with. Remember I am giving you all this information due to the trust i have on you. Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have a lot to tell you. I want to hear your voice and to know whom i am dealing with i believe God is not a man nor can he lie. Have a nice day and think about me always. Awaiting to hear from you soonest.
Yours faithfully,
Loveth Gatari
From: Ben Jameson
Date: 26 November 2013 13:04:47
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello my dear.
Very nice to hear from you and I would love to help you out of your horrible situation. I have attached a picture of me so you can see who you are dealing with. My details are:
Nationality: Scottish
Full Name: Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
Occupation: Superhero Costumer Designer
Address: 6 Pompeii Court, North Hykeham, Lincoln, LN6 9LQ
Phone Number: 07732103815
Look forward to hearing from you soon!
Thanks,
Ben
Attached photo of me:
Date: 26 November 2013 13:04:47
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello my dear.
Very nice to hear from you and I would love to help you out of your horrible situation. I have attached a picture of me so you can see who you are dealing with. My details are:
Nationality: Scottish
Full Name: Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
Occupation: Superhero Costumer Designer
Address: 6 Pompeii Court, North Hykeham, Lincoln, LN6 9LQ
Phone Number: 07732103815
Look forward to hearing from you soon!
Thanks,
Ben
Attached photo of me:
From: Loveth Gatari
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 08:57:37
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
ely.My Dearest,
Thanks a lot for your response, I will also like to touch & see you face to face, please try to call me by 14:00 GMT with the reverend phone number which I gave to you, I will be waiting for your call, I want to inform you that I saw the picture you sent me and you are the type of man I am looking forward to spend the rest of my life with you,
Note: I am not going to give your love to another man you will satisfy me, needless of looking for another man. Please I have not told anyone except you about the existence of this money and i will like you to please keep it secret to other people because since it is (MONEY) all eyes will be on it.
I confide in you dear that's why i am giving you all this information. My love is for you and only you alone, You can call the Reverend around 14: 00GMT, I will be there waiting your important call. Notice: I have already informed the bank about my plans to claim this Fund and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status and the laws of this country. Therefore, I will like you to contact the bank immediately with this information, tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my 6.7million dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country.
INFORMATION OF THE BANK ARE AS FOLLOWS,
Name of depositor ............... Anthony Gatari
Next of kin .......................... loveth Gatari
Amount deposited ...............( U.S. $ 6,700,000.00)
Account number..................HBM743483002
Country home .................. Rep.Rwanda
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND PLC LONDON
The name of the transfer officer is Mr Stephen Hester
Email address ( transfersectionrbs@aim.com )
Office Telephone number +447045798722
Fax Number ................ +4470319447051
PLEASE ADD YOUR NAME AND SEND TO THE MAIL BELLOW TO THE BANK
Attn Sir,
My name is Mr ................ and I am standing for the family of Late Dr.Anthony Gatari, to request the funds of ( $6.7 Million US Dollars ) Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars on hold be forward to my account in my country. As late Dr.Anthony Gatari, Business Partner, I am helping her daughter Miss Loveth, move to my country as soon as possible. I am writing ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND PLC LONDON ( RBS LONDON ) on Miss Loveth Gatari, behalf, to request the Funds of her late father, whose account ( HBM743483002 ) be released and transferred over here in my country to me so she may start coming to my country. My plan is to have her continue her education as soon as her inheritance is transferred before we start discussing the best kind of business for her to invest in here in my country. Please could you let me know what to do in order to achieve this? Thanking you for your co-operations. Mr .................
Kindly send them now the above mail on how to transfer the money ($6.7 Million US Dollars) Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars deposited by my late father whom I am the next of kin. My dear I am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and I promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life including investing this money since i am still too young to manage it.
As i told you before, this camp is just like a prison and my prayer is to move out from here as soon as possible. Please make sure that you contact the bank so that after the transfer you can send some money from that money for me to prepare my traveling documents to meet with you in your country.
Yours Sincer
Miss loveth
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 08:57:37
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
ely.My Dearest,
Thanks a lot for your response, I will also like to touch & see you face to face, please try to call me by 14:00 GMT with the reverend phone number which I gave to you, I will be waiting for your call, I want to inform you that I saw the picture you sent me and you are the type of man I am looking forward to spend the rest of my life with you,
Note: I am not going to give your love to another man you will satisfy me, needless of looking for another man. Please I have not told anyone except you about the existence of this money and i will like you to please keep it secret to other people because since it is (MONEY) all eyes will be on it.
I confide in you dear that's why i am giving you all this information. My love is for you and only you alone, You can call the Reverend around 14: 00GMT, I will be there waiting your important call. Notice: I have already informed the bank about my plans to claim this Fund and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf due to my refugee status and the laws of this country. Therefore, I will like you to contact the bank immediately with this information, tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my 6.7million dollars deposited by my late father of which i am the next of kin to your account in your country.
INFORMATION OF THE BANK ARE AS FOLLOWS,
Name of depositor ............... Anthony Gatari
Next of kin .......................... loveth Gatari
Amount deposited ...............( U.S. $ 6,700,000.00)
Account number..................HBM743483002
Country home .................. Rep.Rwanda
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND PLC LONDON
The name of the transfer officer is Mr Stephen Hester
Email address ( transfersectionrbs@aim.com )
Office Telephone number +447045798722
Fax Number ................ +4470319447051
PLEASE ADD YOUR NAME AND SEND TO THE MAIL BELLOW TO THE BANK
Attn Sir,
My name is Mr ................ and I am standing for the family of Late Dr.Anthony Gatari, to request the funds of ( $6.7 Million US Dollars ) Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars on hold be forward to my account in my country. As late Dr.Anthony Gatari, Business Partner, I am helping her daughter Miss Loveth, move to my country as soon as possible. I am writing ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND PLC LONDON ( RBS LONDON ) on Miss Loveth Gatari, behalf, to request the Funds of her late father, whose account ( HBM743483002 ) be released and transferred over here in my country to me so she may start coming to my country. My plan is to have her continue her education as soon as her inheritance is transferred before we start discussing the best kind of business for her to invest in here in my country. Please could you let me know what to do in order to achieve this? Thanking you for your co-operations. Mr .................
Kindly send them now the above mail on how to transfer the money ($6.7 Million US Dollars) Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars deposited by my late father whom I am the next of kin. My dear I am glad that God has brought you to see me out from this situation and I promise to be kind and will equally need you in every area of my life including investing this money since i am still too young to manage it.
As i told you before, this camp is just like a prison and my prayer is to move out from here as soon as possible. Please make sure that you contact the bank so that after the transfer you can send some money from that money for me to prepare my traveling documents to meet with you in your country.
Yours Sincer
Miss loveth
From: Ben Jameson
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 14:11:08
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hi Loveth,
Sorry, I've only just seen this email! Is it too late now? Have I missed my chance?
Please tell me there is still hope for us.
Lots of love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 14:11:08
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hi Loveth,
Sorry, I've only just seen this email! Is it too late now? Have I missed my chance?
Please tell me there is still hope for us.
Lots of love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
From: Loveth Gatari
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 00:34:53
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello beloved one
Its a pleasure to hear from you once again.
I am so great full for your love and effort to make sure that this transfer is successfully completed.I waited for your call but didn't hear from you.
All you need to do is to contact the Bank for the transfer so that we will hear from them on there procedures of transferring this money to your account.
I await your response as soon as possible.
Have a nice and pleasant day
Loveth
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 00:34:53
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello beloved one
Its a pleasure to hear from you once again.
I am so great full for your love and effort to make sure that this transfer is successfully completed.I waited for your call but didn't hear from you.
All you need to do is to contact the Bank for the transfer so that we will hear from them on there procedures of transferring this money to your account.
I await your response as soon as possible.
Have a nice and pleasant day
Loveth
From: Ben Jameson
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 12:38:45
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello darling teacup,
What a great joy it has been to receive your email. I am looking forward to spending many a happy fishing trip with you Loveth, I have been waiting so long to find a herring like yourself. 'Plenty of other fish in the sea' they kept telling me. Well I'm glad you finally swam my way.
How do I contact the bank Loveth? Can you call me?
Oodles of love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 12:38:45
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello darling teacup,
What a great joy it has been to receive your email. I am looking forward to spending many a happy fishing trip with you Loveth, I have been waiting so long to find a herring like yourself. 'Plenty of other fish in the sea' they kept telling me. Well I'm glad you finally swam my way.
How do I contact the bank Loveth? Can you call me?
Oodles of love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
From: Loveth Gatari
Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 19:33:50
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello beloved one
Thank you for your beautiful email. I can't wait for us to be together.
I am hoping to hear from you soon. Please you must contact the bank as soon as possible to find out procedures for the money to be transfered into your account.
You are my man and I look forward to spending my life with you.
Loveth
Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 19:33:50
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello beloved one
Thank you for your beautiful email. I can't wait for us to be together.
I am hoping to hear from you soon. Please you must contact the bank as soon as possible to find out procedures for the money to be transfered into your account.
You are my man and I look forward to spending my life with you.
Loveth
From: Ben Jameson
Date: Sun, 1 Dec 2013 02:40:01
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hi most loved beloved darling loveth oh one,
I am so sorry you haven't heard from me. I love you so much, my heart aches for the sight of your ingrown hair like you wouldn't believe. You are my most precious, my flimby craving one that glistens in the night lit sky like a fallen angel trough.
I can't wait for us to be together, to hold the pestle and mortar like loved ones do to make a sweet mix of salvia and carpet fur. The smell of you is like a beautiful crumpet.
Please can you let me know the number I need to call as I want to get to touch your rancid body as soon as possible.
Your love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson xxx
Date: Sun, 1 Dec 2013 02:40:01
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hi most loved beloved darling loveth oh one,
I am so sorry you haven't heard from me. I love you so much, my heart aches for the sight of your ingrown hair like you wouldn't believe. You are my most precious, my flimby craving one that glistens in the night lit sky like a fallen angel trough.
I can't wait for us to be together, to hold the pestle and mortar like loved ones do to make a sweet mix of salvia and carpet fur. The smell of you is like a beautiful crumpet.
Please can you let me know the number I need to call as I want to get to touch your rancid body as soon as possible.
Your love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson xxx
From: Loveth Gatari
Date: 02 December 2013 12:21:16
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Greetings my dear
Its gives me joy to hear from you once again,how are you doing over there,i hope you are fine and healthy.i am in the worst situation here as a refugee and i believe you will assist me to live a better life in the future.
My dear my heart also gladdens when ever i read your mail ,i believe you are the right man for me.
Now i wish to inform you that you can call me through the rev fathers office phone +221765989062 so we can talk.
Also i want you to contact the bank for the transfer as i informed you previously so we will know there procedure for the transfer.
i will be glad to hear from you again,have a nice and lovely day
Loveth
Date: 02 December 2013 12:21:16
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Greetings my dear
Its gives me joy to hear from you once again,how are you doing over there,i hope you are fine and healthy.i am in the worst situation here as a refugee and i believe you will assist me to live a better life in the future.
My dear my heart also gladdens when ever i read your mail ,i believe you are the right man for me.
Now i wish to inform you that you can call me through the rev fathers office phone +221765989062 so we can talk.
Also i want you to contact the bank for the transfer as i informed you previously so we will know there procedure for the transfer.
i will be glad to hear from you again,have a nice and lovely day
Loveth
From: Ben Jameson
Date: 02 December 2013 15:54:04
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Dearest Loveth oh my dear lovemeister,
How joyfully fantastic it is to once again hear from you. Indeed, I have been waiting by the front door for a whole day hoping for the postman to deliver your email. My love for you grows stronger with every windswept tuna steak.
I hope you will come over to see me very soon. I think you will like my house. It's very big and made of faeces and straw, which delicately sway with the fisherman's moon and it is admired for miles beyond, across the Scottish valleys and atop the Boston Stump. If money is a problem I will send you as much money as you need to come across; my auntie used to live beneath a bridge with some trolls and was unfortunately stamped to death by a passing goat, but she left me a lot of money in her will and I am now very wealthy and would like nothing more than to send it across to a woman like you who has randomly emailed me for no apparent reason. This is how I like to spend my money.
I have tried calling the cuntish Reverend on the number below but my phone won't allow me to call an overseas number. Please could you get him to give me a call? I am waiting patiently to be able to squander all of my money on you.
Lots of love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson xxxxxx
Date: 02 December 2013 15:54:04
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Dearest Loveth oh my dear lovemeister,
How joyfully fantastic it is to once again hear from you. Indeed, I have been waiting by the front door for a whole day hoping for the postman to deliver your email. My love for you grows stronger with every windswept tuna steak.
I hope you will come over to see me very soon. I think you will like my house. It's very big and made of faeces and straw, which delicately sway with the fisherman's moon and it is admired for miles beyond, across the Scottish valleys and atop the Boston Stump. If money is a problem I will send you as much money as you need to come across; my auntie used to live beneath a bridge with some trolls and was unfortunately stamped to death by a passing goat, but she left me a lot of money in her will and I am now very wealthy and would like nothing more than to send it across to a woman like you who has randomly emailed me for no apparent reason. This is how I like to spend my money.
I have tried calling the cuntish Reverend on the number below but my phone won't allow me to call an overseas number. Please could you get him to give me a call? I am waiting patiently to be able to squander all of my money on you.
Lots of love,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson xxxxxx
From: Loveth Gatari
Date: 03 December 2013 10:59:30
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello beloved one
Its a pleasure to hear from you once again.
I am so great full for your love and effort to make sure that this transfer is successfully completed.I waited for your call but didn't hear from you.
All you need to do is to contact the Bank for the transfer so that we will hear from them on there procedures of transferring this money to your account.
I await your response as soon as possible.
Have a nice and pleasant day
Loveth
Date: 03 December 2013 10:59:30
To: Ben Jameson
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Hello beloved one
Its a pleasure to hear from you once again.
I am so great full for your love and effort to make sure that this transfer is successfully completed.I waited for your call but didn't hear from you.
All you need to do is to contact the Bank for the transfer so that we will hear from them on there procedures of transferring this money to your account.
I await your response as soon as possible.
Have a nice and pleasant day
Loveth
From: Ben Jameson
Date: 03 December 2013 11:33:13
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Dear Loveth,
I was a bit worried to see that your last message looked exactly the same as a previous message. You do love me... don't you?
Lots of gloves,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
Date: 03 December 2013 11:33:13
To: Loveth Gatari
Subject: RE: NICE TO MEET YOU
Dear Loveth,
I was a bit worried to see that your last message looked exactly the same as a previous message. You do love me... don't you?
Lots of gloves,
Ben Franklin Grimby Garbo Jameson
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